ALL THE MONEY WE CAN FIT IN OUR POCKETS.

Upgrade your relationship? Yes, the Times has a hankering to try anal sex with you. Times “Select” began today. No surprise they would be looking to loot lucre from online readers as they’ve been resistant to free content from the get-go. If you’re a journalism professional, the access to their archive is worth the fifty bucks. But for the rest of us…yeah-no.

This “we’re better than our readers” attitude is nothing new. You probably remember thoughtful Daddy from the excruciatingly insufferable TV commercial family saying: "They don’t just cover a story, they surround it.” Whatever the FUCK that means.

FYI: The Times gets more than 11 GRAND per AD per DAY on their home page alone.