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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Cotton. The Fabric Of Their Size Double Zero Lives.

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"Nao-mini" raises the roof here in an elegant little number that's sure to be balled up and thrown in her assistant's face later. Ad from a series (see below) for cotton, inc. appearing in Women's Wear Daily that shows just how influential Nicole Ritchie has become. Why use anorexic models when Dolls can be custom-made to be even more anorexic-ier?

previously:
1. Models lighter than Cotton.

17 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:01 PM

    MEOW! You bitch ;-)

    I still laughed my head off though so not sure what that makes me.

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  2. Anonymous3:04 PM

    For a more intelligent commentary on advertising than idiotic copyranter's daily donuts, go to:

    'http://pzrservices.typepad.com/advertisingisgoodforyou/'

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  3. I agree with anon. Her posts are more intelligent. but idiotic is a bit strong.

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  4. Anonymous3:38 PM

    If by intelligent you mean totally without opinion or insight, then yeah, you're toast.

    But look at the womanly hips on that doll!

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  5. anon...that shit sucks. looks like a fuckin suit writes that blog. and if i want to see what other bloggers are writing, i'll get a freakin blogroll.

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  6. Anonymous4:46 PM

    After all Donnie Deutsch & Copyranter have a lot in common, hence the friction. For starters, both appear more interested in the froth - an aggregation of bubbles - than the substance. But then again, there are so many secretaries out there who love your shows...

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  7. mmm, frothy goodness.

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  8. OK, I'm deleting all future efforts to promote your blogs (this means you MIT nerds). you plug my blog, and I'll leave your comment.

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  9. Anonymous7:44 PM

    As the anon "I'd fuck her" poster and a civilian, I ask you this about the industry:

    At some level, don't you want EVERY female in your ads to look somewhat (or very) fuckable and draw attention because of it?

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  10. Anonymous10:35 PM

    By popular demand, we should show ads you have worked on in recent years.

    We'll call the compilation: "The BIG fart, by Copyranter" or "My sweet little donuts, by Copyranter".

    Yeap, I think we can arrange that. Look for the link soon...

    BTW, no association with MIT, jack

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  11. Anonymous12:37 AM

    I'd fuck her. She reminds me of the Indonesian marionettes my uncle brought back for my grandmother from the Far East decades ago.

    I used whack-off to those BIG TIME while they watched Lawrence Welk.
    Didn't realize I was Jonesing for it 'til Copyranter filled the void.

    Thanks man!

    Here's an example:

    http://www.lotzdollpages.com/lprod.html#Rod%20Puppets:%20Indonesia

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  12. Anonymous8:59 AM

    Make The Logo Bigger; I want that Candice Bergen Real Doll that was on Boston Legal the other night.

    Get me some Murphy Brown lovin' without the attitude.

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  13. I agree with Logo Bigger! If you're gonna be anon at least be rude and indecent, not thoughtful and polite.

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  14. I want to place my order for
    the Naomi bobblehead mannequin series...

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  15. Anonymous6:55 AM

    Getting to know UK Show is all about researching the subject thoroughly. We've done a lot of it here, and hope you'll find what you're looking for.

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  16. Anonymous7:35 AM

    Im pretty sure im a double 0.
    im a sophomore in highschool and im 5'4.
    if they want to be skinny, let them.
    i know i am.
    Fat people are disgusting and sweaty and gross.
    UGH!
    runway models have it down pat.

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  17. Anonymous11:10 AM

    Charlotte, size 00 people look like animated concentration camp corpses and they have no tits. Plus lots of them don't have periods and grow back hair from being underweight.

    Mmmmmmm.

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