AccuQuote. Death Becomes Us.
Dad's response:
Well little sunshine, I'm assuming Mommy coached you to ask that offensive, stupid question because it makes no fuck-all sense that you would think it up on your own. No, no, don't cry cupcake. Daddy's not mad at you. Here's what would happen, tulip: You and Mommy would be up fucking shit's creek, because Daddy's drained his 401k—not to mention second-mortgaged the condo—on Thai handjobs and long-odds sports bets. Meanwhile Mommy, who's been banging—do you know what 'banging' means, sugar plum? It means repeatedly shoving a hard cock inside a soft twat, like this (he demonstrates using his fingers)—she's been banging (she cutely mimics his finger demonstration), very good, sweetie!...she's been banging your sitter Tommy for two years. Anyway, Mommy would cry with joy if I died, until, of course, she found out about the lack of fund-age. Then, she would cry without joy. And when she found out that I willed everything else, including the Accuquote life insurance money, to my first two wives, well she might just put a gun in her mouth (he demonstrates using his finger) and ...BANG!!!
(ad emailed by Philip Rackin)
previously in stupid Internet banner ads:
1. HEY PAL, DOES YOUR DICK SUCK?
2. Who do I blame for your insipid advertising, Svedka?
3. Can you hear me saying 'FUCK YOU' now?
4. Gawker banner ad: Pot? Kettle. Kettle? Pot.
posted by copyranter @ 10:00 AM
9 Comments:
OMG That's the funniest shit ever.
Excellent. You make my attempts at scripting look like a 3rd grade play.
Copy,
What would happen to me and your fans...if you died?
And just in time for Father's Day.
That's almost as wonderful as that New York Press review of Chuck Klosterman's work from years ago.
http://www.nypress.com/16/35/news&columns/feature.cfm
I remember it David. But it pains me to think back to when NY actually had a decent weekly paper. NY Press blows and blows and blows now...
oh man. you were in your element there
www.ripoffreport.com/view.asp?id=345506
a little bit of dirt on AccuQuote
As a life insurance agent that offers many of the same carriers as other online term insurance agencies, I believe the operative term is "buyer beware". In fact, one of these well know sites is owned by a large insurance company, although you have to look in the fine print to realize that fact.
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