Hockey fans accosted at urinals by terrible play-by-play announcer.

Toronto sports radio station AM640 placed motion-sensor audio posters above some pissers inside the men's rooms at the Air Canada Centre, home of the awful Maple Leafs. The copy—"the crowd can't keep their eyes off his helmet"—is symbiotically awful. Why not install a few in the stalls, too? "He skates over the red line and dumps it in hard..." (via) Previous hockey ads: Samsung's fake curling rock goal. FedEx's pathetic sponsorship ad. Calgary Flames playoff ads come back to burn them. And Sean Avery dons a spiffy new sweater. Previously in: public bathroom advertising.