I was an NYC
advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now, I'm The Best Fucking Ad Critic In The World™. I hate
capri pants. Also: advertising, marketing, social media, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the
Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake
blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War
enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks,
parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's
drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers,
polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks,
Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida,
people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio,
Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy,
"alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings,
Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men
(Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I
probably at least don't care for you.
• 12 of the worst/best puns ever.
• Brilliant beer can design.
• Ladies, it's the most demanding personal ad ever.
• New loathsome Starbucks promo in Moscow.
• And, hot topless model in new Japanese Toyota commercial.
• The six best billboards of the last six years.
• The six worst facelifts you've ever seen.
• The best print ad for Nutella, ever.
• Teddy the cat takes 19 seconds to prove he is an asshole.
• These cleaning women have a...catchy slogan.
• New sleazy True Bloodads.
• Disgusting NYC payphone of the week.
• Guess who is on the $50 bill in Total Recall?
• New Hooters commercial is funny, says nobody.
• Something you do not want to see written on an airplane wing.
• The creepiest ice cream commercials ever produced.
• The 13 best stock photos of women on the toilet.
• The Hostess Twinkle commercials win the Olympics Gold Metal.
• Brilliant local TV commercial of the week.
• And, if this guy is in line to see Total Recall, he's a genius.