Puzzling Marketing Headlines Interpreted

Marketing/English experts: please help me figure out WTF these recent marketing headlines are trying to communicate—LINK, on Digiday.

Ad Agencies Now Shamelessly Stealing Creative Ideas Left and Right

Jimi Obama—Foxy! Several more recent examples here—latest Digiday post.

Unfortunate Marketing Job Titles of the Near Future

VP of Wokeness, Head of Thought, Marketing Mahatma. What will your overly important title by in 2020? LINK—on Digiday.

How To Write A Great Ad Headline

There have been approximately zero great ad headlines so far in 2017.
Time to get service-y, LINK—on Digiday.

The Most Bizarre Trump Ads By Brands

The President has been used to sell a sex exposition in South Africa, a cola in Germany, and tea in India. See all the ads here—latest post on Digiday.