Link Haze, 11/09/07.

• The Gap, having so successfully conquered clothing design, moves on to the Vespa. (link)
• A NYC "art collective" called the Sprinkle Brigade traipses around the City and turns un-scooped pieces of dog shit into pieces of art. (link) I, on the other hand, stick to making mixed media art with my urine.
• Northern New Jersey is Pro-Life billboard central. (link)
• Speaking of religion, here's dumb things seen on church signs. (link)
• The ad jingle writers of the 60s are a dying breed. (link) I once wrote a jingle for beano.
• 1981 TV spot for the Frisbee®—THE BEST HUMAN INVENTION EVER. (link)
• The noodle-armed geeks at Gizmodo think this is the best political ad ever. I think this twit should be deported. (link)
• Scans from a 1977 JC Penney's catalog. Truly scary. (link)
• Lego® Stephen Hawking. (link)
• NO GOOD TIPS this week—I guess nobody wants a new, sizzling hot Bacon Wristband...IF YOU PEOPLE don't pick it up, I will shut down this stupid blog. It gives me migraine headaches.