"I'LL RIP OFF THE EASTER BUNNY'S HEAD AND SH*T DOWN HIS NECK!"

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That's badass three-time WWE champion pro wrestler John Cena, nipples intact, flexing his jelly-filled mallows on a special RAW milk chocolate egg promo box. Live Fast! Fight Hard! Eat Soft! See ya in the ring, sticky fingers—you're gonna bleed jelly red! (image via one of the progeny of the head of Chimp Media Monitoring)