Link Haze, 5/30/08.

• SOMF. (link)
• London advertising attack artist The Decapitator beheads SATC's SJP. (link)
• A Swedish woman has been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years. (link)
• Philadelphia is reBELLious. Shut-up, New York's sixth borough. (link)
• This week's band names from Google news. (link)
• George Takei spotted in Polaroid in Asian film festival ad. (link)
• Photos from Neverland Ranch. (link)
• Taco Bell co-ops drive-thru rap video meme. (link)
• Vote for 2008's sexiest vegetarian. I voted for Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler. (link)
• Entertaining-human substitute Regis Philbin endorses sugar substitute. (link)
• No fucking way Batman drinks milk. (link)
• Killer Typhoon hits western PA. (link)
• Santa viciously tagged. (link)
• In their defense, 0s look the same upside down. (link)
• A harlot in Grand Theft Auto IV has six fingers. (link)
• The harder a wife works, the cuter she looks. (link)
• No "Rapture" allowed on the DC Metro. (link, thanks Ted Newton)
• GunFlower street art in Paris. (link)
• Freakonomics egghead spends way too much energy analyzing a Silk Cut ad (link)
• Finally, in a recent column on worthwhile advertising reads, Slate's Seth Stevenson listed copyranter first, numero uno, among ad blogs. So, ya know, BLOW ME, people who have balked at paying me to write for them. (link)