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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now, I'm The Best Fucking Ad Critic In The World™. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, marketing, social media, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Durex lubricant.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: WorkSafe Victoria.
- Dead Presidents.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Ed McMahon raps...
- copyranter on COILHOUSE: so you walk into a Mexica...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Usain Bolt McAbused.
- Jerking Off Willy.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: AssCrackVertising.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Delta's Intrusive Adverte...
- The audacity of haphazardly discarding bedbug-infe...