Link Haze, 11/14/08.

• A Motorcycle cozy. (link)
• How does a professional flier distributor advertise? By distributing fliers—with Malcolm X on them. (link)
• This week, Madonna said Alex Rodriguez has "the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body." Here's one of A-Rod's imagined works. (link)
• Sloggi picks the world's best booty. It belongs to a Brazilian. (link)
• Wipe your butt with Alec Baldwin's face. (link)
• Trendy 42 Below vodka puts a bunch of blow-up sex dolls on beach blankets and calls it commerce. (link)
• Finger forks. (link)
• A Vice writer visiting the NYC Museum of Natural History was miffed that an Arab town model exhibit features a man on a flying carpet. (link)
• The Reverse Cowgirl has an animated American Apparel ad up on her site that features a model flashing a boob. Crazy uninhibited Reverse Cowgirl. (link)