It's Beginning To Taste A Lot Like X-Mas.
posted by copyranter @ 8:00 AM
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4 Comments:
Aww man, they're always out of sprinkles.
Hey asswipe, remember me? The Anon "I'd fuck her" guy? Well, I'm back for one post -- I hope your sorry ass gets *canned* after the holidays as part of the industry's economic downtown enema. Time to clean out the office's fecal matter -- AND THAT MEANS YOU!
Sweet Jeebus, I made the *exact* same joke when I saw those.
i honestly thought that was a product of babeland or similar until i read that it was from target... proof i've been living in nyc too long.
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