Link Haze, 5/01/09.

• Terry Richardson's mom.
• Priest/Nun sex sells gelato.
• Swine flu viral marketing (jesus).
• Funny reviews of bad realtor ads.
• A business card more interesting than yours.
• Lost in translation, Chinatown restaurant version.
• Maybe this will make you slow down on the highway.
• Animal spends the night with the infamous Hipster Grifter.
• The weirdest commercial about high blood pressure you'll ever see.
• crank it, candyasses.