Buygone Product of the Week: the "Oral Sex" Phone.
(click ad) Larry Flynt bought 10. "Superbly sculptured by a European artist, it's a masterpiece of lightweight, micro-processor technology." $69.95? That's a lot of fucking 1970s bucks. And the gold leaves are blocking my tongue. Sadly, the 800-number is no longer in service. I wanted one for the bedroom to complement my sexxxy Love Rug™ and new closet-full of "Me Jane" spread-leg clothes hangers (image via).
posted by copyranter @ 9:50 AM
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As far as the 'base' design, something was definitely lost in the European translation between 'carpet muncher' and 'leaf mulcher'.
"Hi, Mom... Ummm... Let me switch to another phone."
Yikes! For $69.95 '70s bucks, I'd expect a phone where the curtains match the drapes. She's very much a redhead up top; down below, not so much.
"Plugs into any wall jack", "$5 extra for handling." The bodycopy is pure gold.
So awesome...
i would still say that a leg lamp would still win hands down. (never buy one but)
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