Monday, December 14, 2009

Through The Funking Glass.

(click ad, via) From the obviously fake beard stubble to the "craft chains" to the Prisma™ Glitter, everything in this early 1980s layout/ad for Designer Metallic® paint shouts "antonym of funky." Copy: "This featured jacket is designed with a young man in mind and is very trendy with the "rock & roll" crowd." This jacket makes the Ken doll purple vest look biker butch in comparison. Gay Bob would tie this twink up with that thing, stick a ball gag in his mouth, and drive him hard and fast to Funky Town.

7 Comments:

Blogger Deaf Indian Muslim Anarchist! said...

hahahahahaha. oh my god. if he wore that to one of the local punk shows in my area, he would get laughed out of the show, for sure.

2:41 PM  
Anonymous -1-track-mind- said...

'Gay Bob would tie this twink up with that thing, stick a ball gag in his mouth, and drive him hard and fast to Funky Town.'

Copyranter, I'm waiting anxiously for your explanation of above text to 'Clark Street's' next queeeeeery.

@ Clark Street said...
I don't understand why the panties are pixelated.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Punk is dead, as of about 30 years ago. And what's up with the dood's 5 o'clock shadow? Looks like he's been cultivating that peachfuzz for a few months.

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My buddy the bassist once played a show with "Hollywood" bedazzled on the back of an old denim jacket. That shit was definitely funky.

6:18 PM  
Anonymous -1-track-mind- said...

@ Anonymous said...
And what's up with the dood's 5 o'clock shadow?

Dude, the 'dood's a lady, granted a very scary and sick one with a disturbing oedipussy complex.

Click on her link, BUT don't linger there too long.
Afterwards recite this mantra:

The Maha Mrityunjaya Mantra
- The Life-Giving Prayer

Om trayambakam yajaamahe sugandhim pushtivardhanam

Urvaarukamiva bandhanaan mrityor muksheeya maamritaat.

MEANING: We worship the three-eyed One (Lord Siva) Who is fragrant and Who nourishes well all beings; may He liberate us from death for the sake of immortality even as the cucumber is severed from its bondage (to the creeper).

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I meant the dood in the bedazzled jacket, not the Muslim Anarchist.

7:14 PM  
Blogger Deaf Indian Muslim Anarchist! said...

aw, you tried to insult my looks, but nice try, buddy. At least I've got a picture to show my face. Wanna show us how you look? No? Grow the fuck up.

11:58 AM  

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