Through The Funking Glass.
(click ad, via) From the obviously fake beard stubble to the "craft chains" to the Prisma™ Glitter, everything in this early 1980s layout/ad for Designer Metallic® paint shouts "antonym of funky." Copy: "This featured jacket is designed with a young man in mind and is very trendy with the "rock & roll" crowd." This jacket makes the Ken doll purple vest look biker butch in comparison. Gay Bob would tie this twink up with that thing, stick a ball gag in his mouth, and drive him hard and fast to Funky Town.