copyranter on ANIMAL NY: evian.
posted by copyranter @ 11:10 AM
copyranter
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About Me
- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Sex Sells Instant Coffee.
- Buy Our Paper, Or We'll Break The Kid's Other Leg....
- Link Haze, 3/26/10.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Alka Seltzer 1936.
- Package Design Update: Russian Sexxxy Beer.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Anti-Music Piracy ads.
- Conserve resources, or we'll have to go live on Gl...
- Funny Ad of the Day.
- Photocopy your Ass for Ass Cancer.
- Aporkcalypse Now (sorry)!
4 Comments:
Um in case you have not noticed, Gawker, over there *points* has been peppering their site with vintage ads. Did someone finally recognize how wonderful your site is and rather than direct are now doing their own version?
nobody can replace or substitute for the copyranter, try as they may.
That's my sweetheart.
Indubitably agreed, no one can replace the humor and greatness of Copyranter, try as they may. Keep up the great work
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