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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now, I'm The Best Fucking Ad Critic In The World™. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, marketing, social media, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- "Pharmaceutically-enhanced skyrockets in flight......
- Zebra wrap or bark-crust beetle pizza?
- copyranter shares an early rage-oholic moment with...
- Hire this ad agency or they'll shoot the kitten.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Gringo Masks.
- Darth Vader, Slave Princess.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Born Free.
- Scientific proof that men hate two-dimensional pla...
- (maybe nsfw) Tan DongVertising.
- Photoshop Phacial Abuse of the Week: Nissan Cube.