(click images) "Lick the most elegant way!" It's the plum-flavored (not cherry?) lickable lady flower "handcrafted" in Germany. The translated copy: "The pussy lolly is an extraordinary and quite grown-up idea with which not only is preparing himself or others happy, but with the one(s) and always remains in training!" It's a treat! It's a training device!
Snatch one for € 5.90, plus s+h. The "menstruation" version (center, tampon string) is €7.50, while the "intimate piercing" lolly (right) is €15.00. Go down on one in a bar ,at the supermarket, or in your conference room, and instantly make all the ladies' groins tingle! Previously in: VAGINA. Related: the condom lollipop.
Gross.
ReplyDeleteFoly huck.
ReplyDeleteThe menstruating one is gross indeed.
ReplyDeleteAch mein Gott!
ReplyDeleteI saw the site about a week ago, happily blipped past the tampon one. Yeah, I don't think I'll be able to eat plums or lollipops anytime soon, and I have more proof that I am straight.
It's a treat!
ReplyDeleteIt's a training device!
To get their 'red wings', the menstruation with tampon string version is selling like hot cakes and mostly to Hell's Angels, infamous for their initiation rite of performing cunnilingus on menstruating women.
CHACUN A SON GOUT!
As always, thank you, 1-t-m.
ReplyDeleteIt's plum-flavored because "plum" is German Slang for vagina. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to Halloween now!
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