AT&T beats Verizon in Pretend-land coverage.

(click ads, via) If you can't beat 'em, make shit up. So: AT&T works deep under water (no)? But Atlantis was just found! Go—take your AT&T iPhone there and see if it works (it won't). And that's what you think Euphoria looks like, BBDO New York? That place makes me want to stab myself to death with a sharpened neon tree branch. I think we can all agree that the artwork here is less than good. BTW, the "Chief Creative Officer" on this campaign is my good, good friend David Lubars.
Previously: Who sucks more—AT&T or Verizon? New Yorkers vote with their gum.