A commercial with a man having his crotch licked by a German Shepherd, and his dick lightly punched.

(via MTLB) I'm assuming that our 4th Amendment hero here was wearing protective gear. Hey, it's a Product Hero spot. EVERY marketing dickhead creams his/her khakis/panties when shown those. This is the extended version of a commercial (minis the dog) currently airing during NHL playoff game telecasts. Ad agency: unknown.
Previously: In France, Stihl markets its trimmers to peeping perverts.