Eastpak invites kids to play suicide Tetris.

(via) Or something. I don't fucking know. This sells backpacks? You youngsters figure it out, please. Here's the facebook game page. In the meantime, I'll be at the park playing bocce ball, hurting my back, and shitting my diaper. If you're a fan of this type of insanity, here's 12 of the craziest commercials ever produced.