Friday, May 27, 2011

Just a painting of Bill Clinton as a centaur, playing the sax, with Monica Lewinsky riding him.

(click image) Before you gallivant away on your holiday weekend (Americans), gaze upon this wondrous piece of artwork which hangs in Sax, a new upscale D.C. eatery. There's also one of Obama smoking a blunt. There was also one of Clarence Thomas with the scales of justice balanced on his erect cock, but that one has since been painted over. Artist: Balage Balogh. By the way, I have to write a boring-as-piss brochure this weekend. I think I'll stab myself in the leg on Monday to semi-honor our dead troops. Related: Axe turns Hillary Clinton into an Obama supporter.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to write, not wrote.

2:06 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Thanks. It's called a "typo."

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Larry said...

Know what else is a wondrous piece? The fucking whores at T-Mobile who write 6 page briefs for what essentially is a cock-rotten Android spinning in place while an asexual anorexic (Carly the spokesgirl) finds the phone "hmmm wow - that's neat" and me sitting in the corner of a conference room based on a Whitesnake video listening to a "T-Mobile Partner agency" project manager say words like "Granular," "Prescriptive" and "Increase ARPU." No, I have no idea what ARPU is. Goddamn sonofabitch!!!

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Increase ARPU (Average Revenue Per User)

that means 'make each sucka spend mo' moolah, so as we can get richer!'

I-)

9:12 AM  

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