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The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
posted by copyranter @ 11:30 AM
11 Comments:
I'd like to see Dan Savage top Copyranter.
WTF!
I´d like to see Anonymous bottom for Herman Cain, just saying...
I'd like to see Bock McMillan rim me.
The cigarette is a touch of genius, no? The Cainmeister's leery grin at the end just screams child molester to me.
Trust No One.
In your dreams, Anonymous!
after the video ends, there is another video (the man with yellow flower) which is an even crazier ad for Herman Cain...
I dunno. As a fellow ad-guy who hates everything, I'm liking Cain more and more - as if he might actually be a true genius who is simply ahead of his time (by only about 3 minutes or so, but hey...) - not unlike those Skittle spots that somehow got sold. Fuck me if I know how...
I don't give a damn what anyone says, the ad is COOL!
What's with the head shake at :21?
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