Russian Billboard Watch: an anthropomorphized masturbating cigarette?!?
Russian readers! Please translate what the fap is going on in this—I presume—anti-smoking billboard (update: see comments). What are the money-shot words yelling? Is it about impotence, a side effect of smoking? That's my guess. Previously: Russian anti-secondhand smoke billboard features baby torture.
posted by copyranter @ 9:25 AM
9 Comments:
This is a play on words and it's hilarious. It's saying, "Put off your end" or "put of your dying day." But this expression can also mean pull on your dick." Hence, the masturbation picture.
It's in very bad taste but it's surely memorable.
Thanks Clarissa.
I didn't have to wonder what the fap was *going, because, as you know by now, the Grammar C*nt is fluent in Russian and four other languages. However, I did wonder what you meant by *going. Did you mean doing, my dear lazy friend?
No, I forgot "on", my dear diligent friend.
You see, I got it wrong too! Even the Grammar C*nt is prone to mistakes.
ps: Please stop pointing your finger towards my you know what.
Gr8 1, take5, +1!
Reality OR Delusion, the suspense is killing me, Cunt!
Still no mention of your memoir(s) and out of curiosity keyed in The Grammar Cunt memoirs, here are a few choice entries from Google:
copyranter: Russian Ad Watch: Hip Hop Burger King (gawd).
copyranter.blogspot.com/.../russian-ad-watch-hip-hop-burger-king.ht...
9 Dec 2011 – I've been busy putting the finishing touches on my memoirs. I am still not sure how my name should appear on the book. The Grammar Cunt or ...
Mackay, Charles, Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions and...
www.econlib.org/library/Mackay/macEx4.html
... and include nearly five hundred volumes, upon grammar, rhetoric, morals, theology, ...... The Baron de Gleichen, in his Memoirs, relates that the count one day ..... being in necessitous circumstances, was engaged by the cunt as interpreter. ...
Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure: Up the Tollgate by Abi Frost
ajf.ansible.co.uk/memwp3.html
"It's all right you makin' a cunt of Kite -- but no fucker makes a cunt of ME! ... "You see, I found my life so dull, so restricted -- provincial grammar school, minor...
So, when will Ranter be receiving an autographed copy?
I've been busy promoting my book overseas. It's still not available in the United States.
http://imgur.com/a/bo1hc#0
Cunt, based on your link, I doubt you'll have a rebuttal to Things Jonathan Franzen Says Are Bad for Society: Kakutani, Facebook, The Internet
The Internet isn’t just an enabler of narcissism and destroyer of love, it’s also killing the imagination. In The Guardian’s Ten Rules for Writing Fiction series, Franzen’s eighth rule was that “It’s doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is writing good fiction.”
Asked by Canada’s Globe and Mail to expand on his point, Franzen explained that what “the Internet brings is lots of vulgar data. It is the antithesis of the imagination. It leaves nothing to the imagination.”
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/01/30/things-jonathan-franzen-says-are-bad-for-society-kakutani-facebook.html
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