Copywriters! Finish the copy on this Aussie beer ad.
(click, via)Ad agency: Clemenger BBDO, Melbourne.
The writer's pen apparently ran out of witty ink. Either that he jerked off in the agency bathroom and fell asleep. So: "We should stop now" is horseshit. This is is a fucking beer ad! In fucking Australia—the bronzed surfing horndog descendants of rapey criminals capital of the world. Previously, Carlton properly addressed the de-balling of Aussie men who spend too much time with their balls & chains.
OK: here's my line: WITH BIG TITS.
Write yours in the comments.
posted by copyranter @ 9:25 AM
35 Comments:
Who is actually an Avatar from my video game cos I'm afraid of real women.
On all fours.
Ha. I like your ending just fine.
Suggestion:
While her twin sister blows you.
FROM A PORNO.
WITH A MASSIVE DICK.
...With low self esteem.
...And no condom.
on the rag.
"And who supports Arsenal"
No wait ...I'm making it too personal.
With Daddy Issues.
WITH GIANT POM-POMS. AND GLISTENING WITH BABY OIL. WHICH WAS THE ONLY WAY SHE COULD SLIDE HER HOT SHORTS ON. WITHOUT ASKING HER MOTHER FOR ASSISTANCE. LIVING BACK AT HOME MEANS A FEW EXTRA POUNDS OVER CHRISTMAS, RIGHT? AND HONESTLY, SHE WASN'T SURE SHE COULD FIELD ANOTHER POISONOUS MATERNAL BARB ABOUT HER CAREER CHOICE. OR LACK THEREOF. SOMETIMES LIFE JUST HAS A WAY OF PLAYING ITSELF OUT, YOU KNOW? BUT IN THE MEANTIME, SHE'S SAVING SOME DOLLARS. FOR THE FUTURE. EVEN IF IT MEANS SHARING A ROOM WITH THE SCHNAUZER. AH SHIT, WHOSE BEERS ARE THESE?
Who could catch your tip with her twat.
, before copyranter posts about us.
tonde
with no gag reflex
"with no boundaries."
"On a donkey. Called Steve. Who owns a laundrette. With a midget. Who's sleeping with your mum. For money. For real."
Also, @Anon9.46 - wonderful alliteration sir!
This, one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRfroCeDk2E
Actually... fuck the glass, fuck the pub, just the beer and the cheerleader is fine.
Not a copywriter as aforementioned, but...
WITH BOUNCING WHITE POINTERS AND IN UGG BOOTS
WET AND SWEET DOWN UNDER AS THE AMBER FLUID SHE SERVES
NOT DRY AS A DEAD DINGO'S DONGER
COO-EE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who likes strangers.
LOL at Martin H!
who urinates cold Carlton Draught every time you punch her in the face.
Until Chris Hanson shows up.
And asks you to 'take a seat'.
And why you weren't alarmed,
By a H.S. cheerleader tending bar.
You try to run.
But get handcuffed on TV.
Still sporting a semi.
some of you need to get laid, badly.
Disgusting comments. I can picture how ugly and nerdy you all are. Well, I've already seen Ranter. You do need to get a life.
LOL at Anon 11:16!
Martin H, you rule.
Who thinks you're rich.
In a gas station
Lol. Or not,.
Drunken can't read twat.
Scratch those. I'm Bill Murray and I endorse Carlton Draught.
..., shooting ping pong balls from her vagina while shoving a Carlton Draught bottle up her ass.
During Happy Hour.
Sitting on your face.
who wants it.
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