Wednesday, June 29, 2005

CHRISTIAN SLATER IS A WALKING TALKING GERM

SLATS is slated to voice the part of a germ in an animated UK TV spot for Unilever's white bleach cleaning product Domestos. Let’s take a look at the germ history of New York native Kuffs:

• bit a man on the stomach.
• carried a dirty smelly street gun.
• big open gash on head from wife-tossed glass.
• touched an NYC street girl’s buttocks (allegedly).
• prison cells + holding cells = germ cells.

Unilever says Demestos “can wipe out hidden enemies lurking in toilets and drains (no mention of alleyways).”

If this were my idea, I’d pitch hard for Pee Wee Herman and maybe Nick Nolte to voice subsequent germs.

3 Comments:

Blogger ohoney said...

Leave Chrissie alone, Cr!
One of my favorite movie lines is:'...the fit will hit the shan."-Chrissie in Pump Up the Volume.
Got it?
Get it. (Any way you can)

ohoney7

6:01 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

the 'fit will hit the shan'...how polar-ice-cap-melting original.

I love Slats...but I couldn't let that "voice of a germ" news go by.

that's what you want, ohoney7, abuse right? turns you on, doesn't it? yeah, daddy knows it does.

CR

6:19 PM  
Blogger T IN LA said...

'how polar-ice-cap-melting original' - hahahaha - if anything was, you certainly are.

7:58 PM  

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