Monday, July 11, 2005


MORE FUN PRODUCT NAMING: Mac has its OS X Felines (Tiger, Panther, etc.). The Pentagon has its Blades. In Iraq, Operation Scimitar began last week. Scimitar©! Fancy! It’s the 4th in the Summer 2005 Anti-Insurgency Series™, Spear©, Dagger©, and Sword© being its predecessors. One would think “Saber” would have been a more consistent choice. Army brass must be expecting BIG numbers out of…SCIMITAR!

Guys, here’s some names for future offensives, no charge:
Harpoon (Persian Gulf-ish)
Excalibur (joint thrust, with the British forces)
Switchblade (surprise attack)
Plastic Knife (nobody gets hurt)


Blogger ayatrollah said...

Not to mention "Operation Spork" (the inoffensive offensive)

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Operation Proud Badger. And the cute little badger is holding up his fist, black panther-style.

8:58 AM  
Blogger T.A.N. said...

swiss army knife - attack using various, multi-faceted "non-traditional" means. Blogs, television ads, drugs ...etc

I probably should have reversed the order of my word choice for maximum effectivness, no?

mmmm this blog makes me feel so free. it's like walking around naked...

4:13 AM  

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