Monday, October 09, 2006

She feels pretty empty.

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Bartholomew: Mother, where's our furniture?
Mother: It's on order from Italy, my little IM Pei. It'll be here in 3 to 4 months.
Bartholomew: Mother, why are we dressed all in black?
Mother: It's how your Father prefers us, my little Apostle.
Bartholomew: Mother, where is Father?
Mother: This week (pause) he's banging a gaggle of Thai whores.
Bartholomew: Mother, What are you staring at?
Mother: The rest of my life...
("the new vision in family living."
1. Corporate Real Estate Stooges Redefine "Shocking"
2. CLEARLY defining your target audience.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear it as "Mummy, where is Father" - but that may just be the anglophile in me.

11:56 AM  
Blogger RFB said...

Mother: Now, my little Pereira, Mommy's going to take a nap - so please be quiet and continue playing with your Transamerica Tower lego set.

Bartholomew: It's the Empire State Building, Mother.

Mother: Yes, so it is. Still, a phallic symbol.

Bartholomew: What is phallic, Mother?

Mother: (sigh) Not now, Bartholomew. Mommy is tired.

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angular, sleek, expensive, and not very comfortable to lie on.

And the furniture stinks, too.


3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bartholomew, remember when you asked me what a North Korean nuclear bomb looked like...?

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Top a' the world, Ma; with an unobstructed view of Greenpoint, no less!

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's about right.

11:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

West side story...
Ma: get away from the window before someone shoots at you

9:53 AM  
Blogger Lucia Toledo said...

"Making the sky the best place on earth" (except for Air France flights and, of course, Macchu Pichu....)

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now why does this remind me of the Big Indian from the Village People with his red rubber fire hydrant?

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And all you scummy low class warms, go back to your little rat holes and shut the fuck up. All of you shits would have loved to live here if the opportunity came about, you little filthy shits

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" 'a' NYC ADVERTISING COPYWRITER" - you really do get paid the big bucks to be stupid...

1:18 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

His real mother was a Jackal. She shouldn't get him a tricycle or stand on ladders.

8:06 PM  

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