Link Haze, 3/27/09.

• Sloped text is easier to read.
• Nice piece of penis email spam.
• Eye-for-an-eye justice, via Iran.
• Heaven's toll-free phone number.
• Sexual philosophy, via Chewbacca.
• Fatburger: you can't beat our meat.
• Jesus, Mr. Six is back and he's talking.
• El Paso's Kamel Towing (not cameltoeing).