Link Haze, 3/19/09.

• The UroClub.
• AIG exec in Che Tee.
• Barack Obama is Dr. Manhattan.
• bOOb machine. I already have two.
• Spinal Tap are back! Give 'em a hand!
• The Dow has dropped—your face doesn't have to.
• 3rd grader wants to work for pants-optional CEO Dov Charney.
• This week in NY Shitty: bum crap on underwear on wood panel.
• This True Blood interactive promo is much smarter than the US crap was.
• Sexy, syncopated Ladytron.