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I hate capri pants. Also: midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Carson Daly, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, Candace Bushnell, Amy Sohn, Neil LaBute, Chuck Klosterman, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Jason Binn, men named Jack, Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Since the founder of American Apparel sold out last December, he and his porn 'stache have been surprisingly absent around the AA scene. Until last week!—when "the Colonel" stopped by a store in Pittsburgh, modeling the unisex Baby Rib briefs. Personally, I would have preferred seeing him in a nice pair of tights or thigh-highs.
posted by copyranter @ 10:00 AM
6 Comments:
Best halloween costume, 2007. Right up there with the gay gandolf character. (I know it's not gandolf, but the other faggy wizzard.)
Shadyside. How appropos.
I hope its not lost on your readers that this guys panties and his shoes are apparently color coordinated. (Those are green shoes, aren't they? With my monitor is hard to tell.)
I love how all the treehuggers go apeshit for overpriced t-shirts but can easily gloss over the fact that he thinks its perfectly ok to masturbate in front of women.
There is a lesson for all in that: if youre gonna be a lecherous perv, make sure to pay your mexicans more than minumum salary.
Its like a get out of jail card.
Anonymous you make no sense. Can Tree Huggers not afford overpriced shirts because they are all poor hippies? or what are you trying to say.
I love trees and I buy American Apparel shirts. I don't see your connection?
Should only poor people love trees?
You're clearly an idiot, annonymous.
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