Monday, October 29, 2007

DOV RESURFACES, PANTSLESS! (of course)

Since the founder of American Apparel sold out last December, he and his porn 'stache have been surprisingly absent around the AA scene. Until last week!—when "the Colonel" stopped by a store in Pittsburgh, modeling the unisex Baby Rib briefs. Personally, I would have preferred seeing him in a nice pair of tights or thigh-highs.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shadyside. How appropos.

1:21 PM  
Anonymous employee of the year said...

Best halloween costume, 2007. Right up there with the gay gandolf character. (I know it's not gandolf, but the other faggy wizzard.)

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Fiskum said...

I hope its not lost on your readers that this guys panties and his shoes are apparently color coordinated. (Those are green shoes, aren't they? With my monitor is hard to tell.)

5:25 PM  
Blogger maria said...

I hope he has herps.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how all the treehuggers go apeshit for overpriced t-shirts but can easily gloss over the fact that he thinks its perfectly ok to masturbate in front of women.

There is a lesson for all in that: if youre gonna be a lecherous perv, make sure to pay your mexicans more than minumum salary.
Its like a get out of jail card.

11:40 PM  
Blogger Jonny Haywire said...

Anonymous you make no sense. Can Tree Huggers not afford overpriced shirts because they are all poor hippies? or what are you trying to say.

I love trees and I buy American Apparel shirts. I don't see your connection?

Should only poor people love trees?

You're clearly an idiot, annonymous.

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unisex briefs? How the hell does that work when women have "innies" and men have "outies"?

They'd crush my balls!

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To clear up any confusion, this isn't Dov, but a Halloween costume by two AA employees in Pittsburgh. "Dov and Naked Girl".

Funny that even though it's not him, it's one of the highest ranked on Google Image search for D.C. Guess it captures his spirit.

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

johnny haywire -- you totally missed the point. he's not saying anything about hippies and tree huggers being broke. he's calling hippies and tree huggers complete and utter hypocrites.

the break-it-down example:
"oh wow, this $25 plain t-shirt is 100% organic cotton from america,. by buying this i am sooooo contributing to this planet being a better place." /*goes on ignoring that CEO is a sexual predator*

4:12 PM  

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