Today in Times Square billboard juxtaposition.

Old Times Square says 'hi' to New Times Square.
"Lacey" of Lace Clubs greets Mary Poppins, the newest arrival to the former Sleaze Capital of the World:
"Hi ya, Mare! Which club are you going to be dancing at? I hope it's the midtown one—that's where I shake it! Um, is that your outfit? Just because, I'd suggest something a little easier to remove?—I can show you where to get a cheap French maid's uniform! Also, you're going to need a stage name...how do you like Cherry Poppins!?! Oh wait, that one's taken. Well, we can work on that together, if you want—I just know we're going to be good friends!!!"
(thanks to Jay Boucher for the pic; he's the winner of the last Bacon Wristband.)
previously in Times Square billboards:
1. Hey, where's her iPod?
2. The Target Freedom Tower.
3. The scary M&M of Times Square.