Link Haze (from HELL), 10/19/07.

• You probably think a Michael Jackson Halloween mask couldn't possibly be scarier than his "real" face. (link)
• Violent TV shows/video games do not create violent children—I was right! (I wrote a half-ass paper on this in college). (link)
• The most misogynistic cigarette extinguisher in the history of Man. (link)
• Joe Weider is a man's man, and his old ads had big sweaty balls (unfortunately, many of the bodybuilders who used his products also used steroids, and therefore probably had small sweaty balls. (link)
• A more apt execution in the current, lazy song-lyrics Chevy campaign. (link)
• This week's buzzwordy goodness from Agency Tart: "Weekly Vertical Research Review Session." (link)
• Speaking of Sperm, DONATE IT NOW, DUMMY! (link)
• Plagiarism and advertising go together like cold milk & warm cookies. Mmm, delicious regurgitated unoriginalness. (link)
• Real estate horror stories via video. Today's is from the (cough douchebags cough) broker's POV. (link)
• "She needs energyless, artificially sweetened food and beverages like a turtle needs a seat belt (?)." (link, thanks for the tip, Chris Jarvis)
• Latest place you can't look if you don't want to see an ad—snowplow blades. (link)
• Monday was Blog Action Day for a "Green" planet. Maybe Monday should have been Green People Day for a multicultural ad industry? (link)
• 111 mostly less-than-buff men showed up to shop shirtless at a Fifth Avenue Abercrombie & Fitch. Brilliant. (link)
• The 6 most terrifying foods in the world. (link)
• The posh Claridge in London now offers 30 different bottled waters from around the world, for you fucking connoisseurs. (link)
• The "Rudy" bat, black like his heart. HAHA, your precious Yanks lost. (link)
• FINALLY, Bacon Wristbands Winners, I am NOT full of shit. I am full of LAZY. I promise you'll get your bands...by Christmas. (also, there's still ONE left!)