Thursday, October 25, 2007

Where ROCK Lives Everlasting...


He Will Rise Again? Radio station Radioacktiva,"The Rock Planet" (click ads to examine their horrible, unreadable logo) out of Bogota, Colombia, wants us to know that they fuckin' worship Photoshop (There's also a Ché Cornell). I think, however, that no matter how hard we pray, Axl is as good as dead. Hmm, wonder if he wears Dr. Martens?
previous Rock Stars in Ads:
1. Iggy Pop for John Varvatos.
2. Lenny Kravitz. ABSOLUT KRAP.
3. Meet the 1-800-OK-CABLE shill band.
4. MTV tells us "You're idiots. We're responsible."

3 Comments:

Blogger Jetpacks said...

Somehow, I don't think Mr. Cornell would give two shits about labor, the poor or political revolution if he found out he had to share his considerable wealth with the masses.

As for Axl, that one is kind of appropriate in that he's always seen himself as some sort of suffering Messiah. And Slash is Judas in his eyes, I'm sure.

I wish Kid Rock would punch all of these assholes.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous raincoaster said...

Are they the ones who did the Sacred Heart of Elvis? I can't find an original source for that one.

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're a dingleberry

1:38 PM  

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