Thursday, October 25, 2007

Rejected names: Shitter Shields, PeePee Panels.

Scranton Products offers "the most durable, low maintenance and best looking partitions, lockers and industrial sheet products in the industry," including their world-famous toilet stall partitions—the Hiny Hiders® (It is SO register-marked. Don't you even think of stealing it, General Partitions.) Though, "Hiney" does seem to be the preferred spelling of this naughty, informal word. Add your rejected names in the comments, if you want.
(thanks to Burns for the tip)
previously:
there's pee in your butt.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fecal Fence.

Crap Concealer.

Booty Barrier.

Rim Restraint.

Sphincter Stockade.

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ass Armor

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corn and Peanuts Partition

Diarrhea Defense

Shit Shield

Stool Separator

Load-bearing Wall

4:00 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Stink Blocker

Larry Craig Meet & Greet

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Daddy-O said...

Deuce Denier

Growler Gate

Golden Shower Shield

Dump Stump

Larry Craig Cage

4:25 PM  
Blogger A-Dub said...

Crack Curtain

Doody Disguise

Hole Harborer

Shit Shelter

4:57 PM  
Blogger corsair the rational pirate said...

Pooper Partition

Dump Divider

Fundament Fence

10:51 PM  
Blogger ricpic said...

I Shit You Not

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit Shed

Butthole-der

Booty Booth (<---my pick)

1:58 AM  
Anonymous Aardvark said...

Gas Mask

Bun Covers

Tushie Tents

Derriere Doors

Buttock Paddock

4:10 AM  
Anonymous brandene said...

penis privy

outhouse upgrade

squat camo

12:08 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

The Anal Awning™ (Patent pending)

The Polyp Protector®—
“Because good feces make neighbors.”

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Schlong Begone

Does my ass look fat in this partition?

Bum your Buds in Privacy

10:20 AM  

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