Rejected names: Shitter Shields, PeePee Panels.
Scranton Products offers "the most durable, low maintenance and best looking partitions, lockers and industrial sheet products in the industry," including their world-famous toilet stall partitions—the Hiny Hiders® (It is SO register-marked. Don't you even think of stealing it, General Partitions.) Though, "Hiney" does seem to be the preferred spelling of this naughty, informal word. Add your rejected names in the comments, if you want.
(thanks to Burns for the tip)
previously:
• there's pee in your butt.
13 Comments:
Fecal Fence.
Crap Concealer.
Booty Barrier.
Rim Restraint.
Sphincter Stockade.
Ass Armor
Corn and Peanuts Partition
Diarrhea Defense
Shit Shield
Stool Separator
Load-bearing Wall
Stink Blocker
Larry Craig Meet & Greet
Deuce Denier
Growler Gate
Golden Shower Shield
Dump Stump
Larry Craig Cage
Crack Curtain
Doody Disguise
Hole Harborer
Shit Shelter
Pooper Partition
Dump Divider
Fundament Fence
I Shit You Not
Shit Shed
Butthole-der
Booty Booth (<---my pick)
Gas Mask
Bun Covers
Tushie Tents
Derriere Doors
Buttock Paddock
penis privy
outhouse upgrade
squat camo
The Anal Awning™ (Patent pending)
The Polyp Protector®—
“Because good feces make neighbors.”
Schlong Begone
Does my ass look fat in this partition?
Bum your Buds in Privacy
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