Bergdorf Goodman model turns sideways, almost disappears.

(click image) Those horizontal stripes on that Michael Kors tank dress ($1,295, third floor) really fatten up this auto lock jimmy of a model, huh? BG says stuff your skinny model debate up Lena Bonanova's (not her real name) nonexistent pooper. (scanned from the Spring Bergdorf Goodman magazine) previously in models: Bluetooth model Amanda Lepore; Girlrilla (nsfw) Ass-vertising; Annoying fashion trend—jumping models; Scary Dakota Fanning ad for Marc Jacobs; A river runs through Jay-Z; and Supermodels playing with fatty meats video.