Look at Jigga, gettin' all "A River Runs Through It" on us.
(click image)J: "Come on, B. We're goin' fly fishin' in Montana."
B: "Correction. You're goin' fuckin' fly fishin' in fuckin' Montana. I'm goin' to get a mani/pedi. But catch some Tuna Tar-Tar for me, suge."
(from the November Vanity Fair)
some previous fashion posts:
1. Fendi No. 5
2. Jimmy Choo. Shoes to die for.
3. Small price, big package.
4. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Bag.
posted by copyranter @ 9:00 AM
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Is their shtick really "we run the strip"? Wearing that? OMG. Someone needs to get fired.
Next we'll have the Sean John line of those wolf-baying-at-the-moon t-shirts.
A Reynold's Wrap jacket. Ugh.
Beyonce might be pretty in her high end, PhotoShop'd videos, but her ass is a Breakstone nightmare. (Thick, gloppy, cottage cheese cellulite rather than Smmooooth Jazz.)
More than the jacket, I don't get the look on Jay-Z's face... makes me think the tagline should be:
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
Hova works in my building and I see him drive up - usually he's wearing shorts and polo shirts. In other words he dresses more like my dad than a homeboy.
Many years ago there was an excellent sketch comedy show that aired late night on HBO - kind of like Saturday Night Live meets Skinemax meets "The State," sometimes not too funny, sometimes hilarious. Of course I forget the name.
One of the skits on said show was "Fly Fishing Jam," where two freestyle rapping thug fishermen sat in a boat, on a lake, in the middle of nowhere and talked about guns, drugs, and banging women. This post brings it all back.
It seems that "Viking" from the original "Bad Boys" recovered from having his face blown off, did his time, got out of juvie prison, and fulfilled his dream of becoming an artist/designer.
That's beautiful, man.
Brilliance!
Same goes for the one below...
That is one ugly ass jacket.
Fish in the water jacket worn by fish out of water man.
Nothing says 'Jay-Hova' like that German flag on the arm. So this is actually the Black Forest. Jay Z is mad international Yo!
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