Jimmy Choo. Shoes to die for.
I went through approximately 10,000 pages of Fall Fashion magazines (cliché alert—so you wouldn't have to) to find the weirdest of approximately 9,900 Fashion ads. (click image) Yep. She's dead and he's gonna bury her. Or, she's still alive and he's gonna bury her alive. New York plates. Is that Carrie Bradshaw? This would have been a much better Sex and the City finale.
Update: an anon commenter says that these new Choo ads were done by hacky director Brett Ratner. Figures.
1. Fendi No. 5
2. Models lighter than Cotton.
3. American Apparel: Made With Dov.
4. DIESEL Woos fcuk Hoi Polloi.