Pirates of the Caribbean: The Clutch.
Dead Man's Chest pillaged the world for over 300 million doubloons. Underexposed starlets? You want some much needed mag coverage? Gucci Smucci, this is the clutch to be clutching these days. It's from Judith Leiber, and costs a mere $4,495 (that's app. 18,000 Pieces Of Eight). Appear barefoot (or sporting these $1,195 crocodile, python, and lizard pumps) with a tastefully tied bandanna, and you're there.