Monday, July 24, 2006

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Clutch.

Dead Man's Chest pillaged the world for over 300 million doubloons. Underexposed starlets? You want some much needed mag coverage? Gucci Smucci, this is the clutch to be clutching these days. It's from Judith Leiber, and costs a mere $4,495 (that's app. 18,000 Pieces Of Eight). Appear barefoot (or sporting these $1,195 crocodile, python, and lizard pumps) with a tastefully tied bandanna, and you're there.

5 Comments:

Anonymous angelina said...

what? why?

3:20 PM  
Blogger J.J. Gittes said...

Because 300 million, that's why. You should have seen her "Dude Where's My Car?" wristlets.

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Jumper Baley said...

Just visited the Judith Lieber website. Man, that's the racket to get into...just get a load of those prices!

I'm going to find me a second-hand sewing machine, figure out how to use the dang thing, catch a few stray cats, and make some real money.

9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is way off topic, but I didn't get to post in the earlier soccer thread:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/179978/zidane_vs_materazzi_the_movie/

11:28 PM  
Anonymous raincoaster said...

Nothing says "untamed scourge of the seven seas" like an overpriced handbag.

11:59 PM  

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