Second Post of the Day.
A few weeks ago, I promised I would start posting more often—at least two posts every work day.
posted by copyranter @ 3:50 PM
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006
A few weeks ago, I promised I would start posting more often—at least two posts every work day.
6 Comments:
You're supposed to follow that up with:
"I'm here all week - try the veal."
I came across this blog from posting somewhere else, but relate to the hate. Looks like I'm going to read this whole thing.
Haha, thank you for that laugh. I really needed it today.
Oh look! Those posts don't have nearly as many barbs as the others...
Hmmh...cheap literal pun. Reminds me of my first portfolio.
Evokes for me, 2 marketing directors.
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