Taglines are DUMB: #5.
Johnnie Walker. Keep Walking™.
This blurt of marketing hooey is meant to communicate that the Scottish hooch "has been consumed when reflecting on pivotal moments within our lives, moments of our own real progress." Yeah. Pivotal moments like wife beatings and suicides.
(pictured: parody logo by an anon student from Spain found in the latest issue of adbusters.)
Is IT In YOU?