Rocketry Mockery.
Photoshopped cover artworkof North Korean leader Kim Jong-il
from the most recent issue of:
A.) The Economist
or
B.) Mad Magazine?
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Thursday, July 13, 2006
Photoshopped cover artworkof North Korean leader Kim Jong-il
from the most recent issue of:
A.) The Economist
or
B.) Mad Magazine?
9 Comments:
Too much kimjee for the Dear Leader has caused obvious gastric distress -- and relief.
Nice jacket. Quite dashing.
And when I looked down I saw only my set of footprints in the sand.
"Korean Jesus?", I asked looking up, "When will I be able to fly in the air like an angel?"
"You must first steal the pebble from my hand grasshopper.", Replied Korean Jesus.
"Oh."
"But Korean Jesus ... you're so far up there and I can't reach.", I said looking down.
"A ladder cannot help those who will not climb it.", replied Korean Jesus.
I sat cross-legged and waited for Korean Jesus to send me a ladder.
Every time I glance the cover of this issue laying around my apartment I bust out laughing. The guys who work the cover art at the Economist must've been high when they got this approved. It's hillarious.
I wish American magazines could take themselves as lightly.
Look at that hair. He’s gotta be pullin at least 5 G’s, yet not a strand out of place.
I didn't see any "Gfwoosh!!" or "Schlrrroooaaarrrr!!!" so I figured it must be The Economist.
But I wasn't sure, so I went down to the newsstand and checked.
the norks are rad cuz their dear leader has tough glasses and a jet pack. ours just wears a cowboy costume and takes up all the area riding his horsies.
New Yorkers are stupid for not riding horsies. There would be way less cabs if they did.
And they're stupid because they all want to live right on top of each other. They're either afraid nobody's gonna recognize their awesome talent (attention whores) or, they're afraid to be alone. So hey lay on top of each other like sardines in a can. I guess it makes it easier for them to pass around the clap.
anonymous, "norks" is a reference to north koreans, not new yorkers. also, you're clearly not aware of the fact that the nypd has a mounted unit, there are horsies and a bridle path in central park and there are even stables in manhattan. you also didn't get my richard pryor reference.
and since i'm in a punchy mood today, regarding your anti-nyc rant: not only do we get to interact with all kinds of interesting people whenever we want, but we can ride horsies and see and do the best whatever the hell we want whenever the hell we want. (i will acknowledge the beaches suck and the weather's crap.)
don't know where you're from, but i have a feeling you can't get anything you could possibly want or need whenever you want without having to drive, park or deal with traffic. we may have a lot of taxis, but we don't have to take them if we don't want to.
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