"Oh my! Look at the size of him! You'll be needing at least a triplex darling...
NYC Real Estate Dominatrix Barbara Corcoran knows a big thing when she see it. Apple. Suri. Shilough. I think Corcoran is paying Boerum Hill's walking baby billboard Michelle Williams and hubbie Heath Ledger to walk that kid 18 hours a day in rotating neighborhoods. And newborns mean abandoning 1BRs for 2BRs, duplexes, and townhouses. Somewhere in Manhattan right this very second, another wall is being knocked down and a hundred more women of means are being knocked the fuck up. Keep popping those fertility pills, 30-something New York women. Barbara will find you the space, bet your first born on it.(on lafayette, between prince & spring)
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posted by copyranter @ 8:30 AM
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Heath Ledger + Michelle Williams = Boerum Hill.
Jennifer Connelly + Paul Bettany + John Turturro + Paul Auster + Cate Blanchett = Park Slope.
Come on, sweet Ranter.
Know thy Brooklyn celeb nabe. Is that too much to ask?
thanks. I'll change it.
As Fat Bastard once said about babies, "Get in me belly."
baby's first corcoran. (do you know what kind of asshole this kid is going to be what with his cartier and corcoran? god help us.)
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