T-Mobile pays CZJ $4 million per word.
Pictured taking a piss while pretending to chat on one of the many free cell phones she's received in the last year, Catherine Zero Jones is making a fucking filthy fortune as celebrity "spokesmodel" for T-Mobile. Meanwhile, she does literally next to nothing in the commercials—on average she says 5 words and takes 3 steps per spot (yes, I've counted). That's not very chatty nor very mobile. Plus, maybe it's just her natural lack of charisma, but it appears to me that she really doesn't give a shit about the product. Which, of course, she doesn't. Bravo, CZJ. You've pulled off about the biggest con job in recent ad history. T-Mobile? Get More? You idiots couldn't be getting any less for your 20 mil.