Below-The-Belt Dating Advertising.
True, endorsed by Psychology Today,mindfucks men here by telling them
where to "go"—it's just a (c)lick away.
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
True, endorsed by Psychology Today,mindfucks men here by telling them
where to "go"—it's just a (c)lick away.
previously:
BREAKING NEWS NOW...
BIKINI KILL
6 Comments:
Love by decimel
Intiger romance
a click on the mouse away. advice for dating AND self love. genius.
Didn't 'Gimme Shelter' use he line, "Love. It's just a kiss away..."
There ought to be a law.
It's not just hot chicks in bikini's...
check this out:
http://spe.atdmt.com/b/TUTRU1234TRU/splash_300x300.jpg
Straight (-ahem-) to my MySpace home page...
Considering the fact that I'm female, I wonder exactly what it is they're trying to sell me?
Yeah...some ads are just too suggestive huh? Like the one from webdate_dot_com...this gorgeous blond has the click button on her left breast...she's wearing this slinky, short and tight minidress...I guess the men don't mind anything like that though.
I use all kinds of copy to get the job done. Sex doesn't always sell even though it generates a lot of clicks. The people who produce these kind of ads try to make sales on volume. If they were to give it more thought, it could be tuned to produce better returns. @Phrogie, I'll even dream up an ad for you. :)
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