The Balvenie Weenie Motto.
The mouthless Balvenie Weenie has established himself as the Worst Ad Icon ever. Here, Sir Douche has given us one of his incredibly stupid life credos. I think we must add to the stupidity:
• "...Bow tie pasta, bad. Bow tie, good."
• "...Jerking off to pics of 21-year-old women dressed as hedge fund managers in lieu of real sex which I haven't had with a non-hooker in my entire life...good."
• "...I am a fucking boring dick."
Please, add your own in the comments.
Balvenie Weenie, Cinco de Mayo edition.
The Balvenie Weenie.