If we don't ban Fluffernutter, the terrorists will have won.
Massachusetts State Senator Jarrett Barrios wants to introduce legislation banning schools from offering Fluffernutter sandwiches more than once per week (story link)....
He's a lawyer. He's also chairman of the Public Safety & Homeland Security Committee.
His seat is up for election on September 19th.
posted by copyranter @ 3:00 PM
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Conspiracy theories aside, look at that shit! Can you blame him for wanting it banned?
It's the mayonnaise-hater's mayonnaise. Try a FlufferEggSalader and tell me it's not awesome.
First of all, that sandwitch looks delicious!
Second, this post is some Fluff.
hey, it took a good 10 seconds of journalistic digging to unearth that he is chairman of the Mass. Homeland Security Comm.
As a former longtime citizen of Massachusetts I cannot tolerate such disdain for Marshmallow fluff.
Just gubernatornial, senatorial, judicial, and legislative fluff for the great commonwealth.
I live about a mile from the factory that makes Fluff. There are only 23 people in the entire company. It's still family-owned and run. By all accounts, the owners are really nice people.
That is all the reason anyone needs to eat Fluff whenever you feel like it.
i nominate PZR to arrange the field trip.
maybe it's cross-issue legislation. Barrios is pissed about the gay marriage thing proliferating in MA, but by God, he's not going to stand for children being exposed to any food product that involves saying fluffer-anything. It's a gateway drug...to porn. oh the humanity
This douche-bag has authored several pieces of similar ridiculous legislation. In the meantime, people are being gunned down on the streets here at a record pace. But guess what? This is Massachusetts. Douche-bag is a Dem (as am I, but hell, this guy's a joke). In other words, he's in office for life.
Even more ridiculous is the response from another clueless senator who wants to make the Fluffernutter the official state sandwich.
Seriously? Ban a sandwich? What the shitting fuck is going on in this country?!
I will oppose the bastard and run on a pro-fluffernutter platform.
OK, I just re-read that comment and realized it sounds really gay.
Filthy Fowl:
Is fluffernutting the same as tea bagging? :)
Hey, what is teabagging? seriously, I don't know, someone help me out here. I know it's something sexual.
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