Thursday, June 22, 2006

If we don't ban Fluffernutter, the terrorists will have won.

Massachusetts State Senator Jarrett Barrios wants to introduce legislation banning schools from offering Fluffernutter sandwiches more than once per week (story link).
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He's a lawyer. He's also chairman of the Public Safety & Homeland Security Committee.
His seat is up for election on September 19th.

19 Comments:

Blogger White Dade said...

Conspiracy theories aside, look at that shit! Can you blame him for wanting it banned?

4:18 PM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

It's the mayonnaise-hater's mayonnaise. Try a FlufferEggSalader and tell me it's not awesome.

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all, that sandwitch looks delicious!

Second, this post is some Fluff.

4:48 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Too much free fucking time.

5:05 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

hey, it took a good 10 seconds of journalistic digging to unearth that he is chairman of the Mass. Homeland Security Comm.

5:11 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

(No, no, too much free time for Jarrett.) He should be defending us against yeehadists and Teddy’s driving.

;-p

5:38 PM  
Blogger David said...

As a former longtime citizen of Massachusetts I cannot tolerate such disdain for Marshmallow fluff.

Just gubernatornial, senatorial, judicial, and legislative fluff for the great commonwealth.

5:57 PM  
Anonymous PZR said...

I live about a mile from the factory that makes Fluff. There are only 23 people in the entire company. It's still family-owned and run. By all accounts, the owners are really nice people.

That is all the reason anyone needs to eat Fluff whenever you feel like it.

8:42 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

“Buy Fluff - help support nice people.”

Ummm... Ok. I like it. Sold.

9:04 PM  
Blogger ninaberries said...

i nominate PZR to arrange the field trip.

9:45 PM  
Blogger thatgirlinnewyork said...

maybe it's cross-issue legislation. Barrios is pissed about the gay marriage thing proliferating in MA, but by God, he's not going to stand for children being exposed to any food product that involves saying fluffer-anything. It's a gateway drug...to porn. oh the humanity

12:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This douche-bag has authored several pieces of similar ridiculous legislation. In the meantime, people are being gunned down on the streets here at a record pace. But guess what? This is Massachusetts. Douche-bag is a Dem (as am I, but hell, this guy's a joke). In other words, he's in office for life.

10:25 AM  
Blogger Cranky said...

Even more ridiculous is the response from another clueless senator who wants to make the Fluffernutter the official state sandwich.

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Von K said...

Seriously? Ban a sandwich? What the shitting fuck is going on in this country?!

12:53 PM  
Blogger Filthy Fowl said...

I will oppose the bastard and run on a pro-fluffernutter platform.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Filthy Fowl said...

OK, I just re-read that comment and realized it sounds really gay.

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Filthy Fowl:

Is fluffernutting the same as tea bagging? :)

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, what is teabagging? seriously, I don't know, someone help me out here. I know it's something sexual.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging

10:03 AM  

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