Law vs. Nature, ad infinitum.

By my count, there are at least three competing corporate law firms out there running near exact animal metaphor print advertising campaigns. Sigh. It’s time for the latest wild kingdom puzzle ad. Ready boys & girls? Here we go. Firstly—I seem to be a common, disease-carrying housefly, right? How flattering! Secondly—the iguana is…an ugly, hungry enemy lawyer? Finally: I guess that leaves your firm as the mason jar (thanks for the air holes, btw. but where’s the grass? food?). I have a couple of questions: 1. How thick is the glass on that jar? 2. What if the judge disallows the mason jar? 3. How much will the mason jar cost me?
previously:
Law Firm Puts Potential Client Behind Bars In Ad.
What is it with law firms and animals?