The most useless ad page in the history of advertising.
(sorry for the bleed-through. mags are using paper grades slightly above TP these days to save money.)
(click image) You've probably seen the American Express ads with the handwritten profiles of celebrity cardholders Martin Scorsese, M. Night Shyamalan, Tiger Woods, etc. Sometimes, Amex buys the following right-hand page and inserts this blank form. You really think I'm going to—what?—fill it out to maybe better get to know myself? To give to my boss? To hand in to my 4th grade teach Mrs. McKinley? Put it on my fridge? Do I win anything?