Double-ended Pain.
Today, I'm starting a more regular posting schedule. Barring technicalities, terrorism, or (think Mark think, a third "t" word) three-ways, I will be posting at least twice every weekday, usually once each in the AM and PM. Tell all your friends and co-workers and cold calls. Thank you.
posted by copyranter @ 9:26 AM
6 Comments:
Gosh I want your job.
"Stop Chewing on the Laser Pointer, MTLB!"
Ever seen a deviation of tug o' war with a laser pointer?
You put a cock ring at its mid-point and... well, you get the idea.
As the anon poster who's mission here is to turn everything pornographic and inject a bit of Ron Jeremy everywhere possible, much as he himself does, I feel slightly let down that this particular posting, plainly pornographic and pokingly funny, reserves no room for my usual insightful, poetically penchant prose.
Should this ever be the the case again, I, cursed with a hunger no less deep than that of a rebel gang of teens armed with spray cans and too much free time, will be forced to tag the virtual cement of this blog with details of how I shave the underside of my nut sac.
Bravo, anon. Keep it cumming.
A friend turned me onto you less than 30 minutes ago and now I love you so much I can't even stand it. It is that whole pleasure/pain thing. Just like the image with this post.
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